Unfortunately, I do not have time to put thought into a new post today. Instead, I will update you on the Things I’ve Noticed segment from the last two shows. I will respond to my last prompt on my next post.
-That I was under the impression my socks were white, until I got a new pair of white shoes.
-That 80% of all used Band-Aids end up in public swimming pools.
-That Springfield has an oxygen bar, or as I like to call it…a bar.
-That I’ve never gotten to the end of a VH1 show and thought, “yeah, that was worth it.”
-That I thought about camping out in my backyard, but then I remembered the reason I have a backyard is because I have a house.
-That I stopped calling my cell phone a cell phone. Instead, I call it by what it’s used for more often…a calculatorcrappyflashlight.
-That while watching a moth fly around a light, I decided that moths are just butterflies with OCD.
-That I’ve never gotten a tattoo because of the off chance that someday I will want to become a criminal without any identifying characteristics.
-That I got an e-mail about how to eliminate spam, blocked by my spam filter.
-That the baby carriers where the baby is facing outward from the mother’s chest makes it look like the mother is a skydiving instructor.
-That when I enter a toilet stall and the flushing sensor has not flushed the previous business, I can only assume that the last occupant was invisible.
-That it’s never more evident to me that my family doesn’t know me than when they forward me an e-mail saying, “I thought you might enjoy this.”