December 7, 2009

I find myself trapped in a webinar right now. The guards cannot see me on my Blackberry.

To set the scene, there are about 15 of us in a small conference room. It’s dark. There are powerpoint slides being shown on the wall. There is a British woman on the phone reading the slides. She may or may not have H1N1.

I came into this webinar with high hopes. I thought it was going to be ‘webinarly.’ It is webinot. The message is about proper donor incentive items for blood donors. It is as riveting as watching an Oreo reach its half-life.

I will post again if I am able to emerge from this darkness. If I do not survive, live well and love one another. Just love. Simply love. I will miss you world.

I’m being drawn toward the projector light. I’m being sucked into the vortex of the webinar. I feel surprisingly calm. Love.

About jeffhoughton

I'm a sometimes writer, actor, comedian and an all the time adventurer.

One response »

  1. allan says:

    so, blood banks are an international organization that utilizes brainwashing techniques? how is there not a conspiracy theory about the blood bank yet?

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