April 2, 2010

I’m really excited about tonight’s show. You should be there, you will have fun. I will have family in town, so don’t embarrass me. Act your age.

Remember our lineup includes:

Scott Bailes, Former major league pitcher, works for the Springfield Cards and city council

Lauren Sweetser and Casey MacLaren, actors from Sundance Grand Jury Prize winning film, Winter’s Bone

Plus, an amazing band called Focus! Focus! With two exclamation points they can’t be bad.

Each Friday of the show I give you a glimpse into what people searched for that brought them to this website. I couldn’t be creative enough to makes these up if I tried.

Here we go:

is harry or larry getting married in bus? Harry. Larry suffers from motion sickness and fear of public transportation. Disappointment level: Bus token wedding gift.

they’ve got a little blue hair for boys. Thanks for response to my inquiry, “Do they have a lot of blue hair for boys? Disappointment level: Waking up to find your son is a smurf.

font used in best buy’s you, happier. sl First, thanks for initialing your work. It’s a rare font called, “lying to you about what electronics can do for your life.” Disappointment level: Spilling mustard on your blue shirt and khakis.

i’m walking on the street and never look Recipe for disaster. Disappointment level: Vespa to the crotch

happy anniversary allan and susan cowe 2 Because the first one didn’t stick. Disappointment level: Acquiring the last name Cowe.

can you still send messages to a swatch? Nope, never could. Unless that message was on a small piece of paper folded to fit under a watch. Disappointment level: Same as buying stock in Swatch in ’88.

john adams as tea kettle jefferson as an Sometimes I dream in revolutionary war history too. Often times I will have to Google my dreams to see if they were historically accurate as well. But, no, John Adams was a colander. Disappointment level: Trying to fight an imperial army when you are but a tea kettle.

See you tonight!

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About jeffhoughton

I'm a sometimes writer, actor, comedian and an all the time adventurer.

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