May 7, 2010

It’s like Christmas morning when you wake up early and are excited to open your presents. That’s what today is like, but you have to wait until 10:15 pm to open your gift, The Mystery Hour. Just like Christmas, when you tear off all the wrapping you will be mildly disappointed. Yeah, it’s like that.

If you haven’t made the decision to go yet, check out the awesome guests that will be there—>>>

Here is a clip from the last show. It is part two of the interview with the Winter’s Bone actresses:

It is the day of the show, so that means we get to peer into the inner workings of this website. That’s right, it’s time for Ridiculous Search Terms! As always, these are actual search terms that brought someone to this website. I will include a distinctive disappointment level scale for each term upon discovering this website.

Here we go:

-pictures of arms coming from the sky hug. Giant arms coming from the sky are not there to hug you. Disappointment level: Getting elbowed by a giant sky arm

-creepy things to say to birthday.  So, you’re talking to your birthday now? “Oh, great, you again. Once a year, every year.” Disappointment level: One dollar in a card from your grandma who thinks it is 1932.

racquetball angry. One step above golf angry, one step below bleach in the eye angry. Disappointment level: Racquetball to the eye.

-according to jim three food groups. Set up. Punch line. Laugh track. Mmm, I’m full. Disappointment level: Finding out what lipids are.

-nick at nite wrist watch donna reed. Why is this stupid watch stuck on 1958? Disappointment level: Losing the circle thing on your watch strap that holds the strap in after it has been thread through. Now it’s just flailing in the wind.

-99 hour filibuster. I’ve got 99 hours and a vote ain’t one. Disappointment level: C-SPAN with less entertainment value than usual.

-jennifer garner iowa. If that was true I wouldn’t have left. Disappointment level: Same as finding out she was in ‘Dude, Where’s My Car?’

-matching cousin tattoos. No. Stop it. Don’t. Just stop it. Right now. Disappointment level: Waking up and realizing you got matching tattoos with your cousin.

See you tonight!

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About jeffhoughton

I'm a sometimes writer, actor, comedian and an all the time adventurer.

One response »

  1. Amanda says:

    😦 I LOVE the matching tattoo I got with my cousin!!! Don’t hate just because you’re too scared to get a tattoo…

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