January 20, 2011
Here are the latest Things I’ve Noticed from the last show.
-That the laser printer is the lamest use of lasers ever
-That I like to think that sometimes when my dogs are talking to each other they complain about my hair being all over their fur.
-That the key to enjoying a glass of V-8 is to not think about ketchup while drinking it.
-That I wonder if when crazy people get together and take a group picture, that they’ll then take another one and have everyone look really “normal.”
-That if a child learning his numbers asked me what the number 8 looks like, I would sweetly tell them it looks like a decapitated snowman.
-That when I’m in the car wash with the multi-colored brushes spinning and soap flying around, I feel like I’m being attacked by rabid muppets.
-That the TV show, 2 1/2 Men is 2 1/2 times worse than any sitcom I’ve ever seen